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An " Erotic Eggplant" is for sale on New Zealand auction site Trade Me. No prizes for guessing why.

"For sale, a freshly picked phallic aubergine. Totally organic, satisfaction guaranteed. All proceeds to Charity," the listing’s description reads.

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The "Erotic Eggplant" on sale.

Image : Screenshot/trademe.co.nz

The bidding began Saturday, starting at NZ$1 (US$0.67), with the sale proceeds to go to the good folks over at the New Zealand Prostate Cancer Foundation, according to the New Zealand Herald .

At the time of writing, bids had reached NZ$101 (US$68.06), proving eager shoppers are certainly not dicking about. Read more... More about New Zealand , Australia , and Watercooler